tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-72596092011-04-21T12:59:29.180-07:00Who is DrVanFalk? Mad Scientist? Eccentric benifactor of the human race? Spiritual Leader ? Maybe these things and more. Come on Gang Let's find out.DrNugyenVanFalkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14603746440125903367noreply@blogger.comBlogger111100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7259609.post-1097955257911981562004-10-16T11:53:00.000-07:002004-10-16T12:34:17.913-07:00Do you remember a time dear students when life was simpler? The Dr does! A time when you could send a horde or jar headed automitons endlessly choking the rivers with your dead? <br /> <br /> <br />Sigh well those times are over , with the EPA all over me to clean up my Lab of supposed "dangerous" chemicals , and weaponry....... How was I to know that that corn really was irradiated ? I mean we eat that stuff all the time ? A few mutants and people just go crazy pointing fingers at whos playing god....if I had a nickle for everytime I heard that , damn peasants with thier torches and pitchforks. <br /> <br />But I am getting off topic. <br /> <br />With great changes comes great work I have found , if they are worth it you fight tooth and nail things are going to be tough no matter what right? So why not buckle down and work hard towards what you want rather than what you dont? Same work different results. There will be akward moments , times when your resolve just doesnt want to give that little bit extra. We as students and teachers of life must realize that that is why we are here , not to suffer as some buddhists belive , although I respect thier belief system I cannot agree, we are here to persavere. To endure and to grow. To some this is silly and will be brushed off as nonsensical ramblings from inhaling too much mellow. <br /> <br />A psuedo/science question .... <br /> <br />When two objects , one independant and one upredicltable meet in space , thier gravitaional pulls call out to each other. One object which has traveled through space on its own unchanged for as long as it can , the other object released from a source of power to intense to be stable , imbude with some of this power the unpredictable object now has so many more variables. <br /> <br />What happens ? <br /> <br />Trivia soon to come. <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />Oh and one last thing my friends , students , and peers ...... <br /> <br />I have been informed by my most faithful<a href="http://www.angelfire.com/ultra/ferrotype/ultraferrotype/"> Nurse Ferrotype </a>that this is a Link to a very entertaining and insightful Blog so to <a href="http://www.ieatpaint.com">IEatPaint.com</a> <br /> <br /> <br />Learn well , your brains need to be juicy and full.. <br /> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7259609-109795525791198156?l=askdrvanfalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>DrNugyenVanFalkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14603746440125903367noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7259609.post-1096382840303561552004-09-28T07:39:00.000-07:002004-09-28T07:47:20.303-07:00Salutations Students, peers, contemporaries, <br /> <br />One the topic of..... <br />Ones personal vision of hell, <br /> <br />my vision of hell is to be surrounded by the experiances that I most desire, and yet be unable to satisfy said desire. <br /> <br />These experiances are both things, events , emotions that for whatever we seem like moths to the flame drawn to. <br /> <br /> <br />More on this later , I have a Atomic robo Beast to convert to Solar Power. <br /> <br /> <br />Dr.VanFalk <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7259609-109638284030356155?l=askdrvanfalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>DrNugyenVanFalkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14603746440125903367noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7259609.post-1096138037162339732004-09-25T10:09:00.000-07:002004-09-25T11:47:17.163-07:00Greetings ! Ahhh summer , I hope you all enjoyed it ! The Doctors class is back in session , insanity , pith and flummery aboud! You want answers !?!?! I want Questions.......now people! Again welcome back to class , there will be a quiz available shortly to see if youall have been paying attention. <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7259609-109613803716233973?l=askdrvanfalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>DrNugyenVanFalkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14603746440125903367noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7259609.post-1088475534548101972004-06-28T19:08:00.000-07:002004-06-28T19:18:54.546-07:00Friends, groupies , patients.... Lend me a small yet active part of your brains. <br /> <br /> <br />I have been most impressed by you all as of late.. those of you who know what I am talking about know who you are. False modesty aside Kudos to you all . Taking steps above and beyond seems to be a trend as of late , even in the face of some ovewhelming adversity.. <br /> <br />Killdozers inability to navigate even my humble blog not withstanding.... <br /> <br />a special prescription for Stonergirl ....gold star to you <br /> <br />(note to self find way of making a chart for stars to be viewed on the Blog) <br /> <br />Off to the brain tank for destruction and mayhem <br /> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7259609-108847553454810197?l=askdrvanfalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>DrNugyenVanFalkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14603746440125903367noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7259609.post-1088118251991768042004-06-24T15:13:00.000-07:002004-06-24T16:04:11.990-07:00Greetings friends , enemies , and wellish wishers.... <br /> <br /> <br />Looking through my appointments this week I have come up with some long overdue prescriptions.... <br /> <br />First I hereby in all my worldly experience state that <a href="http://decriminalizeme.blogspot.com/">StonerGirl</a> shall be dcriminalized as of right this moment! May she forever rock on and find her way in this crazy work twice a day world. Welcome aboard! <br /> <br /> <br />Second , in regards to Killdozers friend , they actually suffer / are gifted with two issues , hence why its so hard to pin down. The Impressions must stop besides mime its one of the lowest and degrading forms of entertainment. The Lewd acts must be eradicated. The constant catering to the fans will only get you so far , maybe he should think of a sexy manager or goofy partner to really get the fans riled up? <br /> <br /> <br />ahhh Nurse Ferrotype is down but she will be up again , her strength is indominable.... <br /> <br /> <br />Good day to all for now!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7259609-108811825199176804?l=askdrvanfalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>DrNugyenVanFalkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14603746440125903367noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7259609.post-1087614607276438382004-06-18T19:54:00.000-07:002004-06-18T20:10:07.276-07:00Heres a Few Websites that my patients may find amusing , irritating , or <br />Manditory! <br /> <br /><a href="http://www.angelfire.com/ultra/ferrotype/ultraferrotype/">Nurse Ferrotype's</a> A window a door and a very special suprise! <br /> <br /><a href="http://www.barbedwirebarricade.com/">Killdozer's </a> Watch out for this one kids ! It meets the Doctors daily requirment of carnage. <br /> <br />Report back when done!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7259609-108761460727643838?l=askdrvanfalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>DrNugyenVanFalkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14603746440125903367noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7259609.post-1087305639475784682004-06-15T06:09:00.000-07:002004-06-15T06:25:03.843-07:00My thanks to my Faithful and lovely Nurse Ferrotype . Her service has been most valuable in the past few weeks. She is, all kidding aside one of the strongest humans I interact with...Ok so not all kidding aside. Hey who's the Dr. here?..... <br /> <br /> <br />oh and quick final note for today as I have appointments all day ... Ahhh the good doctor never sleeps. Please a reminder post all questions and comment anonymously BUT, please choose a Non De Plum so that exceptional questions comments and criticism can be celebrated! <br /> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7259609-108730563947578468?l=askdrvanfalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>DrNugyenVanFalkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14603746440125903367noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7259609.post-1087062615945300452004-06-12T10:35:00.001-07:002004-06-12T11:43:50.056-07:00The Question I have been posed is this ... <br /> <br /> <br />Why is my shin numb ... <br /> <br />Well without more information its hard to be sure but I have reserched 2 possible answers <br /> <br />Answer # 1 <br /> <br />You muscles are held in place by various layers of flesh called membranes , these are interwoven with a complex system of nerves allowint you to sense temperature , pressure and such if this membrane is streched or damages these nerves dont quite line up properly. Over times they grow back and you will be feeling pain again very soon. <br /> <br />Answer # 2 <br /> <br />You have been hexed by a Shaman , possibly a gremlin but thats quite unlikely . Try to ignore it they will not get the reaction sought, get bored , and move on..<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7259609-108706261594530045?l=askdrvanfalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>DrNugyenVanFalkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14603746440125903367noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7259609.post-1087061348847782372004-06-12T08:58:00.000-07:002004-06-13T09:42:27.053-07:00An inquisitive yet unnamed student of life has brought to my attention a few important queries ... <br /> <br />Question # 1 <br />Is Frylock Thunderclese's dad? <br /> <br />Ahhh well in the most flexible terms ...Yes . In that we as humankind create and are fathers to our creations , this is especially true since Thunderclese shows signs of sentience. <br /> <br />In the Strictest terms No...Also for all of Thunderclese's warrior spirit , he is a machine and Frylock for all his power is no more his creations father than Eli Whintney and the cotton gin <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />Question #2 <br /> <br /> <br />If the Mooninites have 5000 dimensions (don't question it!) why can I only see two? <br /> <br />Ahhh a perception question my favorite... <br /> <br />You see the Moonanites being so far advanced beyond what we as humans think of in dimentional terms ... <br /> <br />there are three answers from my Moonanite sources ..."as one answer wouldnt be enough to explanin the complexaties of the Moonanites" <br /> <br />answer # 1 <br /> <br />On the Moon our number denomanation of 2 is represented by 5000 <br /> <br />answer # 2 <br /> <br />We as humans have a limited capacity for visual perceptions , we "see" but that doesnt mean we comprehend , its akin to pushing too much water through a hose, it just can't fit. So our minds only allow us to perceive enough information, without being overloaded. <br /> <br />Answer #3 <br /> <br />They are the Moonanites...... <br /> <br />I hope this has enlightened you as much as it has me , I need to go replenish my electrolytes <br /> <br />My final perscription ...take all answers and question them again. Dont forget just because something sounds right does not make it so. <br /> <br />The Dr<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7259609-108706134884778237?l=askdrvanfalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>DrNugyenVanFalkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14603746440125903367noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7259609.post-1086998139697263312004-06-11T16:53:00.000-07:002004-06-11T16:55:39.696-07:00Greetings to no one ! Since only my nurse and I know about this site yet I cant fault you all for not paying attention....Yet <br /> <br />Coming soon a links section to all sorts of inane and useless chatter. <br /> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7259609-108699813969726331?l=askdrvanfalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>DrNugyenVanFalkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14603746440125903367noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7259609.post-1086812791886546192004-06-09T12:54:00.001-07:002004-06-11T18:32:33.606-07:00Greetings... <br /> <br />Welcome to my office. I hope you find it comfortable and a safe haven far from the stress of the "real" world. I hope that you will return and check my postings as they will be fast and furious or few and far between. If you are "In the Know" then you already know enough about me. For those of you who are not ...Well are you in for a treat.. <br /> <br />I am Dr. Nugyen Van Falk (no relation) , I am a medical dispenser of mellow, a information junkie, and all around "Face" The main goal of this blog is to outlet my opinions , fears , thoughts, and insights. <br /> <br />Also with your help I hope to turn this blog into a question and answer session, as I am one of those strange individuals who loves information and has made it a priority to answer the unanswered. Please feel free to contact me and ask away , I promise no miracles but maybe just maybe I or one of my many assistants can help. <br /> <br />Finally the only rule of the office is everyone should please remain anonymous <br /> <br />again , have a seat and strap yourself in , you may just learn a thing or two!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7259609-108681279188654619?l=askdrvanfalk.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>DrNugyenVanFalkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14603746440125903367noreply@blogger.com3